Are you a former player?
Do you have have a sound knowledge of the Laws of the game?
Can you still run . . . a bit?
Can you take objective decisions?
Is your eyesight OK (with or without glasses?)
Do you want to get even closer to the action?
Can you smile at the helpful comments from Boozers' bank?
If your answer to these questions is YES, then we would like to hear from you.
We are looking for people to be our touch judges for next season (whenever it starts), so email email@example.com and we will be in touch (in touch - geddit?).